I bother so you don't have to.

Cthulhu for President "Why settle for a lesser evil?"

How to Dance Properly My colleague found this. He has the right priorities.

Rumsfeld Fighting Technique "You may have defeated my Southern Hook Palm technique, but can you defeat the 1000 styles of Rumsfeld?"

The Exorcist as performed by Bunnies Ah, the internet. The guys at DARPA must be so proud.

Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers So very proud.

Baby Got Back in Latin "Domina mea exstat a tergo! My mistress stands out behind!"

The Melonheads The site of these Francophone web-designers features many pleasing animations but not their now famous version of the Beatles' Come Together which you should be able to find at this site until it gets slashdotted like all the others did. Don't bother clicking if your broadband ain't ticking. OK, I'm copyrighting that - hands off!

Mummy, Mummy, I Want A Fetus! I wonder if these plush-toy makers started this whole enterprise just so they could name one Cletus.

World's Smallest Website That's it's name, don't wear it out.