Indeed. Hence, as a corollary: "People who try to enjoy long, healthy lives are just procrastinating."

But then - "If you don't like this planet, why don't you leave?"

And, of course, "I complained that I had no shoes and then I met a man who had no feet, which made it worse because that tosser didn't even need shoes!"

See y'all after we celebrate our Queen not being dead yet, by taking a day off work. Why, thank ye, y'majesty, that be right sportin'.