Thanks for spoiling that for me, Bryce, now's there no reason for me to see the film.

No sarcasm there, by the way - I mean, really, thank you.

Here's a fun idea: rig your XBox so that it gives you electrical shocks when you lose. I don't think they're taking this as far as I want to see it go. How about a games console that fires metal spikes at you out of the screen? How about the sales clerk just shoots you in the head when you ask to buy one? I'm just thinking about the gene pool here, people, help me out already.

And, for no reason at all, the fifty worst places to live in the UK.