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Look what The Internet hath brought us today...
17 Dec 2003

Man calls cops about cannabis theft, is arrested himself
An Adelaide man called police when he found intruders breaking into his home to steal his cannabis crop, and ended up being charged himself, police said.

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He was later charged with cultivating 16 cannabis plants.

"He was calling from underneath his bed," a police spokesman was reported as saying. "I don't know what he was thinking. Perhaps he was smoking too much of his own product."
Yes, very funny, officer. I would have thought coppers from the shallow bush grave capital of Australia had better things to do with their time.