I'm so bored I'm checking a blog that I haven't looked at for months.

I am just full of conflicting emotions:
On the one hand I feel guilty for failing to check the blog for yonks. On the other I feel the conscienceless indifference of the parasite for failing to contribute. And then, having seen the large array of often amusing online resources posted to this blog, I feel a begrudging gratitude for a valuable source of idle time wasting activity provided free of charge by the finest human search engine for eccentric and offbeat stuff I know (the first among, well, one).

Hours of fun ahead.