The usual paltry selection:

A wacky business site - do we really need to go to this much trouble to sell paper bags?

Imaginary Girlfriends - all the self-validation of a real girlfriend without ... a real girlfriend

Foreign Leaders for Kerry - a site which once again demonstrates why "right-wing satire" is a contradiction in terms. Or a tautology.

R. Robot - the world's first self-writing weblog

Precious Moments Chapel - the Lord giveth in spades

The Architecture of Roger Dean - if I've only one life, let me live it as a gnome

Russian Nesting Dolls - a wide variety on offer. Apparently these were actually invented by the Japanese; yet more internet-provided disillusionment for yours truly.

Synonyms for Wanking - reasonably safe for work, but be careful what links you click

Video Arcade Rip-offs - more geek history

And, via Wonkette and those wonderful people at Republican headquarters:

The Best of the Sloganator

Once again, the broadband-challenged should probably avoid wasting their time.

Oh, and in keeping with our "motif" - here's some backmasking exposed:

Satan Has A Toolshed

That oughta hold the SOBs.