Sorry, went out on June 30th for a bottle of raspberry schnapps to go with a Kirk Cameron video marathon and after that July was a bit of a blur. Although, I do dimly recall hanging from the awning of the Bondi Masonic Centre chanting "There is no goat but Ally Sheedy and Moe Szyslak is her small orange time-travelling friend!"

OK, that's a lie. My life isn't that interesting. And neither is yours what with this paltrey selection on offer:

One Minute Vacations A collection of soundscapes from around the world

Dale Chihuly Glassworks Just very beautiful

How Much of An Earth-Destroying Bastard Are You? One of them global-footprint calculators, as provided by the Victorian Department of the Environment, who clearly feel you don't have enough guilt in your life

English Dialects By 'eck, yarr, a goodly selection of Brit accents, guvnor

Artist on Acid Trip Notes from a U.S. government experiment

All Those Moody FoxNews Memos As saved by Wonkette

All Those My Pet Goat Reviews As saved by S.Z. at Sadly, No!

Oh, and here's something you don't see every day - Will Ferrell Being Funny

And life goes on.