A Christmas Tale
Excuse the lateness, but here's a disturbing Christmas tale from
Zellar: Open All Night:
One year when I suppose I was maybe five or six years old uncle Dick corralled all the kids --there were probably close to a dozen of us-- after our huge potluck dinner.
"Everybody get bundled up and come with me," he said. "I've got a big surprise to show you."
...
"What is it?" somebody finally asked.
"That there is an elf fetus," uncle Dick said. "A dead baby elf."