Quotidian Hell 
 
Look what The Internet hath brought us today...
20 Aug 2005

So I follow a few links about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and sure enough I end up at Wikipedia. Twenty minutes later I realise the truth: hypertext is the work of the devil.

Anyhoo:

Flying Spaghetti Monster
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Discordianism
Unitarian Jihad
The Church of MOO
The Church of the Sub-Genius
Kibology
That Jedi Census Thang

Uncyclopedia
Kamelopedia
Encyclopedia Dramatica

Or you could just look 'em up yourself. Don't do that if your time is at a premium. Now I'm going outside. My God, it's full of sun!