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Look what The Internet hath brought us today...
2 Jun 2006

Revelations: The Video Game
This game immerses children in present-day New York City -- 500 square blocks, stretching from Wall Street to Chinatown, Greenwich Village, the United Nations headquarters, and Harlem. The game rewards children for how effectively they role play the killing of those who resist becoming a born again Christian. The game also offers players the opportunity to switch sides and fight for the army of the AntiChrist, releasing cloven-hoofed demons who feast on conservative Christians and their panicked proselytes (who taste a lot like Christian).
As testament to the supernatural subject matter of this post, it comes to you from THE FUTURE.

Unless you're reading this after June 2nd. I would put the wrong year on it, but you can only go up to 2007 and it hardly seems worth it.