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26 Dec 2006

Santa attacked by pie-lobbing yobs
The gang of yobs pelted Father Christmas with mince pies from the floor above as bemused customers looked on in horror.

Now centre chiefs have issued Santa with a hard hat to protect him from any further attacks.
Being able to travel round the world really, really fast and squeeze down any chimney clearly isn't much use as a super-power.

Meanwhile, as at latest bulletins, goat still unscorched.