Santa attacked by pie-lobbing yobsThe gang of yobs pelted Father Christmas with mince pies from the floor above as bemused customers looked on in horror.
Now centre chiefs have issued Santa with a hard hat to protect him from any further attacks.
Being able to travel round the world really, really fast and squeeze down any chimney clearly isn't much use as a super-power.
Meanwhile, as at latest bulletins,
goat still unscorched.