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2 Jan 2007

Adamant reconciles the geological/palaeontological/archaeological timeline and the young earth creationist one.
* A.D. 31: Miracle of the Loaves and Ichthyosaurs.

* A.D. 70: Paul, formerly Saul the Tarsier, develops opposable thumb and writes Epistle to the Cephalopods.
Via Pharyngula.