Quotidian Hell 
 
Look what The Internet hath brought us today...
29 Aug 2005

Rock and Roll Hall of Shame
Who knew Pat Boone released an album of heavy metal covers?

Magazine Cover Maker
Another FlickR piggy-back.

Overheard in Houston
Houston joins London and New York.

27 Aug 2005

Better places than here to find interesting stuff, from the low-brow to the high, include:
All Night Surfing
Boing Boing
Eyeteeth
Giornale Nuovo
GromBlog
Grouse!
The "Next Blog" Blog
The Nonist
We Make Money Not Art

21 Aug 2005

Ernst Haeckel
Some very nice nature drawing.

20 Aug 2005

So I follow a few links about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and sure enough I end up at Wikipedia. Twenty minutes later I realise the truth: hypertext is the work of the devil.

Anyhoo:

Flying Spaghetti Monster
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Discordianism
Unitarian Jihad
The Church of MOO
The Church of the Sub-Genius
Kibology
That Jedi Census Thang

Uncyclopedia
Kamelopedia
Encyclopedia Dramatica

Or you could just look 'em up yourself. Don't do that if your time is at a premium. Now I'm going outside. My God, it's full of sun!

8 Aug 2005

There is nothing remotely amusing about this interactive map.

7 Aug 2005

The Incredible Mr Buttons
He's big. He's a sock-monkey. What else is there?

6 Aug 2005

Biblical Worldview Test
Do you measure up to the Dominionist concept of right-thinking, or shall you be herded into little camps? Take the above test and be forewarned.

5 Aug 2005

Graffiti artist Banksy
Recently returned from the West Bank where he was told: "We hate this wall; stop making it beautiful."

3 Aug 2005

Save Your Cursor
Yeah, I know the buttons are in Japanese. I worked it out, you can.

28 Jul 2005

Office Guns
It started in a meeting. We were playing bullshit bingo, and on the third round I thought to myself: "Oh my God! Can't someone just shoot that bastard?" I was getting tired of bullshit bingo and was fingering with some office supplies. As a sworn Lego-fan, I always try to connect things together. I was connecting two Maulies, then suddenly one of them flew across the room and hit the boring speaker right on the nose. He got a nose-bleed and had to stop the presentation early.

Later that week, people came in to thank me. Some even brought chocolate. But most of them wanted to know where I had bought that fabulous gun. I showed them how it was made. They were thrilled and from that day on, we haven't had a single boring presentation.

Quotidian Hell provides this link for the purposes of information only and does not endorse the practise of attacking your co-workers with missiles constructed from office supplies. Although the IT guy better fucking watch himself.

19 Jul 2005

Kissthisguy.com
A digest of misheard lyrics.

18 Jul 2005

The Red Button
Just brilliant.

12 Jul 2005


7 Jul 2005

Go here, stare at the little black cross, watch the violet dots disappear. Only the moving green dot is part of the gif - everything else that happens is your braaaiiinnn.

6 Jul 2005

1. Spell with FlickR

2. Strandbeest - Wind-operated moving sculptures

3. Pulp Fiction in 30 seconds as performed by bunnies

4. The Brick Testament - Books of the Bible staged by minifigs

I gotta stop getting these things from just one place. That is sooo lazy.

19 Jun 2005

Superdickery
A collection of odd superhero comicbook covers.

The Virtual Fossil Museum
Most attractive.

This Day in Music: Your Birthday
Find out the Number Ones in the US and UK on any date (or your birthday if you're that pedestrian).

Album Covers by Minifig
Those little lego people parodying famous album covers.

14 Jun 2005

Apparently this has been around for a while, but anyway: The Fly Guy

13 Jun 2005

I can't believe I didn't link to the squirrel yet.

26 May 2005

Eat HuFu
The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative!

The taste and texture of HufuTM are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal.

24 May 2005

Another example of science pursuing the bleeding obvious:
Physicists uncover Eurovision biases

"This is arguably the only major international forum in which a given country can express its opinion about another, free of economic or governmental bias," the researchers say. They argue that a systematic pattern in voting can be revealing and have analysed vote networks between 1992 and 2003. Each country represents a point in the network, and links between them are forged when one country awards points to another.

Statistically, these networks turn out to be far from random: some countries form cliques that tend to vote in the same way and for each other. This is most evident for Greece and Cyprus, but the Nordic countries also tend to operate a block vote.
Personally I find the occasional aberrations more amusing. Ukraine's attempt to make this year's contest a celebration of the Orange Revolution cost them the nine or eleven votes they'd usually expect to get from Russia - what I liked was how the Russians managed to give Ukraine one vote, just to rub it in.

16 May 2005

Galloway versus Paxton

Galloway: The Industrial Mix
(Don't panic, it's not really 45 minutes long.)

Gosh I'm easily amused.

12 May 2005

Just got the two:

Hiding Alarm Clock
When the alarm clock goes off and the snooze button is pressed, Clocky will roll off the bedside table and wheel away, bumping mindlessly into objects on the floor until it eventually finds a spot to rest. Minutes later, when the alarm sounds again, the sleeper must get up out of bed and search for Clocky. This ensures that the person is fully awake before turning it off. Small wheels that are concealed by Clocky's shag enable it to move and reposition itself, and an internal processor helps it find a new hiding spot every day.
The Art of Science

5 May 2005


4 May 2005

An April First story we missed.
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.
Also -
666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released
Erm, apparently not.
A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it's actually the far less ominous 616...

Professor David Parker, Professor of New Testament Textual Criticism and Paleography at the University of Birmingham, thinks that 616, although less memorable than 666, is the original. He said: "This is an example of gematria, where numbers are based on the numerical values of letters in people's names. Early Christians would use numbers to hide the identity of people who they were attacking: 616 refers to the Emperor Caligula."
Pffft. Eggheads, whadda they know?

See you at the Time Travellers' Convention.

26 Apr 2005

Guess-the-Google
Another Google retrofit - here we guess the keyword search that generated the selection of images.

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